Catch A Moment

Fumbling through life wearing too much color and laughing too hard.

I read my tumblr on the train a lot so if I don't follow back it's cause you post a lot of dick. ;)


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unexplained-events:

Pumpkinsteins

American farmer, Tony Dighera, has produced thousands of pumpkins in the shape of Frakenstein’s Monster. He spent four years and over half a million dollars finding the perfect variety to shape. He nicknamed them Pumpkinsteins.

Reblogged from bedhead82

iridessence:

captionshaming:

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

Grow a million pears and throw them all at him

Grow a pear. Grow a million pears. Press them into juice and start a business. Market to grocery store chains nationwide, earn millions and build an empire, made from pears. Sit inside of your pear shaped throne, listening to the needs of people who come to you for charity, and when he’s next in line and approaches your feet, spewing male entitlement fuckery about how women won’t fuck him, have him executed by your mutant pear guards, just after whispering “i grew a pear. How does it feel to know you caused this?”

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors)

Reblogged from fistsoflove

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

Reblogged from vagabondxiii
dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.

That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

(Source: germiest)

Reblogged from justputthedamnedthingon