Catch A Moment

Fumbling through life wearing too much color and laughing too hard.

I read my tumblr on the train a lot so if I don't follow back it's cause you post a lot of dick. ;)


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aviculor:

savvymavvy:

legitknits:

mcguirkthejerk:

kristinethequeen:

jimmysnowvakk:

This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.

Amen to the comment

Oh my precious lambs:

Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:

"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)

Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.

But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting. 

In short:

People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.

"Stop teaching science, it offends me" 

The thing that always gets me is that, if there is a God: How blasphemous are you that you speak for HOW God creates beauty. HOW god created animals. HOW God guides us. “On the first day God said Let there be light.” So a DAY to God is the same as a day to you? Are you Gods equal? And how do you measure a day without light? The bible is wrong. It’s fallible. It’s a collection of stories passed down over thousands of years. If God can be the only one who is infallible. Pure truth, all knowing. And then the bible was written by illiterate monks, who are indeed fallible they cannot get the message right. Because if they did, that would mean at that moment while writing the bible. And now to say you KNOW what the bible means by it’s wording, infers that in that moment, they and you are infallible. Pure truth, all knowing and then that means you are God. Which again is blasphemy.

Reblogged from cadburyminiegg

kali-uchis:

i always had this fantasy that one day i would meet this super cool guy who would be everything i ever wanted & from that day on we’d be best friends forever & then the fantasy turns into an action packed Bonnie & Clyde thing & we hold each other down & share this crazy adventurous life & eventually settle down in a home by the water wit minimalist but psychedelic interior decoration where we raise our super awesome kids & die together only to live side by side in the spirit world

Reblogged from ihavezerolife

When he takes his dick out of your mouth for a second

harrystylesdildo:

When he takes his dick out of your mouth for a second

Reblogged from my-killz

Drunk In Love [Diplo Remix]Beyoncé

mrgolightly:

Beyoncé - Drunk In Love [Diplo Remix]

Reblogged from vagabondxiii
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Reblogged from uninspiredinsomniac